Monday, 9 May 2011

May 9th 2011



Attacked from below
While out on a border inspection the very unfortunate Sheppard was the victim of something that can only be described as a cruel and vicious attack from below. She was happily trotting about her business when she suddenly felt something sting horrible in her back paw. She realized that somebody had managed to lure a big spine up in the middle of her now rather aching paw. She tried to lick it out, but it was all in while. The nurse (also known as human) offered to help, but her pride got in her way. The nurse insisted on helping, but still the Sheppard refused the help. In the end the nurse forced her help on the poor dog. This actually did seem to do the trick, and the Sheppard left the border inspection for an urgent trip down to the river to get the paw a proper clean out as she said.
The Sheppard said: “We suspect the culprit to be the dog next door. That dog has never been up to anything good in his whole life.”



 
The postcard
A very happy Model cat was the receiver of a wonderful postcard. It was a thank you note from his good pal “The Englishman from the wrong side of the valley who has to live with that awful big black so called dog thing”-cat. He was thanking the Model for the first class catnip plant he had sent over only days earlier. The Model who just loves to get postcard was thrilled, and the postcard is now hanging on the kitchen door.
The Model say: “If I got as many postcards as I give away, I would be a very happy cat indeed.”


False Alarm
While watching his wonderful wife having a bath, Mr Goose suddenly saw something red spreading on her chest. Mr Goose immediately panicked, and a nurse (still human) was called. Within seconds the nurse arrived with an emergency kit, consisting on scissors, disinfections, bandage and antibiotic spray, but NO wound was to be found. In the bath though, some red leaves were floating happily around.
Mrs Goose say: “I know he only likes to look after me, and make me safe, but honestly, sometimes he really is a little bit to overprotective.”


 
New hot chicks on the block
Yesterday the dogs went on the monthly hen marked. Upon arrival they realized that this time it wasn’t that much of a hen marked, but more like a rooster marked. Still the dogs were not to take lightly on the appointment to find the hen department a couple of new friends, and finally they found to very nice looking hen of the marans persuasion. The hens accepted the offer, and have now moved into the hen palace.
Mr Pearl say: “I must say, two really lovely girls, they really are. Still I can’t help feeling a bit disappointed, as we beforehand had talked about taking a couple of hens of the Barbuta d’Uccle persuasion, you know, like me.”


 
Something wet
Two rather moist big black unhappy creatures have been seen moving around Maifrin lately. If to be judged by the sound they made it should be nobody else than Big Daddy and DJ sQuil. They were not at all amused about the situation.
Big Daddy say: “I just don’t get it, how could anyone seems to think that I needed a shower? Can anybody direct me to the closest mud bath, this is an emergency!”


Number of eggs today: so fare 7
Number of geese egg in total: 55


Weather forecast
Nice, hot and wonderful! The dogs recommend you to enjoy it all, life included!


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Postcards
Nice and a very beautiful cat search postcards friends from all over the world
Ref: the Model



 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Everybody here at Casa Maifrin would like to wish our very good friend Fiona a happy birthday!
King Tiny has personally made sure that all the citizens have delivered their very best wishes.

Thursday, 5 May 2011

2011 May 3rd

O Mighty river

Here the other day it was so hot that the dogs got all excited, and ordered themselves a private car to bring them down to O so very mighty Belbo River indeed.

Down by the river the excited and somewhat hot dogs decided that it was time to be cool and jumped into the water. Off course the Sheppard is an experienced bather from before, but the rest of us were stunned to see that even the Beauty jumped right in. Not that he hasn’t been in the water before, but than it has been more of the “NO NO NOOO That wasn’t an accident at all” kind of baths. This time on the other paw, he went straight at it, and we are proud to announce that not only did he go for a couple of swims, but he joined up to cross t the torrent.

Witnesses are still shell-shocked after watching this great display of doggy grandeur.

The Beauty say: “Whaw, that was great. Did you see it; did you see it, wasn’t I just great? I felt great you know, I think I’ll do it again, and again.”



The anti sunbathing project

Everybody knows that humans are not known for their capacity to understand the need of other species need. Still the Hen department has lately been seriously shocked over the level humans can sink to when it comes to putting their own need in front of those of the hen department. So OK there might have been some almost polite request from the humans that the hens should keep their sunbathing to areas approved for such use, and let the humans have their flowerbeds for themselves. But of reasons who should be all very clear to all living creatures this request has been denied by the Hen department.

Therefore it was in horror the hens could only watch while stone after stone was dumped all over their favourite sunbathing beds. So fare more than half of their spots have been covered, and the stones keep arriving.

The Hen department has given the following official statement: “This is a seriously blow to our existence. We are currently to shell shocked to comment this any further.”



Hard working cat

Tiny being the understanding cat hi is, tried his best to help the hens by sabotaging the “anti sunbathing project”, unfortunately it turned out to be very hard work indeed, and to much for a small kitten to handle all by himself. It didn’t help the cause that both human hands and stones taste rather awful. A truly exhausted Tiny soon had to leave his “paws on” action, to only supervision the cruelty from the shade.

Tiny say: “Honestly I tried, I did, but the stones were just to hard and bad tasting for me.”



Pig support

Also the pigs did theirs to help the hens rescuing their favourite sunbathing spots, but due to a incident involving free ranging apples on another part of the property, they unfortunately arrived to late. Spite their huge effort, nothing could be done.

DJ sQuil say: “You know we might be able to have arrived earlier, but we couldn’t hear anything over the sound of Big Daddy chewing through those escaped apples.”



Hairdresser on the loose

The days are getting warmer around here and the sheep started to get seriously hot under their wool. Therefore they were just too happy to welcome the arrival of a wool cut. The sheep have now been seriously undressed, and are all the happier for it.

Shaun say: “OK, so it might not bee the prettiest wool cut in the history, but I still feel great.”



Number off eggs today: 8

Number off goose egg in total: 51



Weather forecast

SUNNY!

The dogs recommend you to get rid of the winter clothes for this season.



ANNOUNCEMENT

We are sorry for our delays, but we have had seriously problem with our ability to upload the news. Normally we do not do any PR for anything outside our beloved Maifrin, but this time we will do an exception to this rule.

Explorer SHAME ON YOU!!!

Firefox THANK YOU!!!

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

TamTam is concerned

This is me, being concerned about the socalled "uploading" issues we are experiencing. And its quite troublesome too, as I have a lot to tell you about. For instance the cheif sheep Latte paid a visit to the hairdresser just sunday, and let me tell you... maybe he should have paid more.... TT.
allora!
some issues has recently occured regardng updating this blog. I am of course extremly concerned about this, and has called in overseas "expertise". Hope to get back to you shortly, as you see - I have so much to tell you about. (tip: foster kittens / hairdresser in action and so much more). yours, TamTam

Monday, 7 February 2011

February 7th 2011

The first egg

Just the other morning panic struck our otherwise normally peaceful surrondings here at Maifrin, (or at least as peaceful it can be with Big Daddy and DJ sQuil living here as well).

Mrs Goose was nowhere to bee seen, and Mr Goose was not happy about it at all. A search and rescue party was immediately put together and the search team was off. All her favourite spots were checked out, but Mrs Goose was gone.

Then suddenly somebody spot something between the roof and the rustico, and there she is. The very proud Mrs Goose did not understand what all the fuzz about, she had just made herself a private nest and laid her very first egg.

Mr Goose said: “I just don’t know why she didn’t tell me first, I would have been so proud. I actually AM so proud. My beautiful wife has laid our first egg. Oh my! An egg, Mrs Goose are you OK, are you in pain, are you tired, do you need something to eat. Oh my god, my wife had her first egg, pleas can anyone call the vets!!”



Caught red snouted, yet again?

Mrs & Mr Goose was yesterday very upset after a certain Big Daddy was caught Red Snouted stealing their dinner. The gees wanted to have Big Daddy court marshalled, but spite this happening in a rather crowded area, no witness has come forward so the case will not go any further.

Mrs Pearl say: “I didn’t see a thing, not a thing. Big Daddy is such a nice fellow, I can’t believe he would ever do something like that. Eh no, no, no, that is not gees feed hanging from my beak.”



At the spa

Being a pig means you take great care in your body, after all all pig knows that your body is your temple. Therefore nobody was surprised to see DJ sQuil being the first customer in the Maifrin Spa latest treatment; mud exfoliation.

DJ sQuil say: “!Ah, this sure was one very good treatment for a good looking pig like myself. My skin is now so smooth. I’ll be back!”



Accident?

Yesterday when walking along the ledge, Seniora decided that is what time to check if the roof over the chicken run was completely up to her standards. So with out a thought for her own safety she leapt off the ledge and gracious landed on top of the roof. Luckily she were to discover that the roof was up to here standard, so she landed nice and softly and her health is the same as before she started this unselfish investigation. Seniora was shortly thereafter seen returning to her beloved indoors in a rather fast motion.

Seniora said: “The rumours that I actually fell down on the roof by accident is the most untrue gossip I have ever heard!”



Lunch time

Somebody has been poking around the nest boxes and had themselves a better lunch. Here you can see a fried bantam egg, a fried regular egg and a fried goose egg.

The Boy Toy say: “The lunch was told to be excellent, bur for this we only have the words of those very lucky few who were actually allowed to taste the celebration lunch.”



Number off eggs today: So far only 5



Weather Forecast

SUN!!! AND NOTHING BUT SUN

The dogs recommend you put those Prozac’s back in the cabinet, SPRING IS HERE!



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Spa

Here at Maifrin Spa we have some free spaces still available this week. Our speciality is getting rid of those nasty dry skin flakes.

We come highly recommended.

Ref: Maifrin Spa



Camouflage

Do you feel that everybody is looking at you? Could you do with some private time with out anybody looking at you? Are you just paranoid?

Then Kittens Camouflage course will be just the thing for you.

Here he will go through all the advantages of camouflaging, when and how to use it. Which camouflage works best with what and finally how to make your very own perfect camouflage.

Don’t hesitate, but join the next course available.

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