Monday, 9 May 2011
May 9th 2011
Thursday, 5 May 2011
2011 May 3rd
Here the other day it was so hot that the dogs got all excited, and ordered themselves a private car to bring them down to O so very mighty Belbo River indeed.
Down by the river the excited and somewhat hot dogs decided that it was time to be cool and jumped into the water. Off course the Sheppard is an experienced bather from before, but the rest of us were stunned to see that even the Beauty jumped right in. Not that he hasn’t been in the water before, but than it has been more of the “NO NO NOOO That wasn’t an accident at all” kind of baths. This time on the other paw, he went straight at it, and we are proud to announce that not only did he go for a couple of swims, but he joined up to cross t the torrent.
Witnesses are still shell-shocked after watching this great display of doggy grandeur.
The Beauty say: “Whaw, that was great. Did you see it; did you see it, wasn’t I just great? I felt great you know, I think I’ll do it again, and again.”
Everybody knows that humans are not known for their capacity to understand the need of other species need. Still the Hen department has lately been seriously shocked over the level humans can sink to when it comes to putting their own need in front of those of the hen department. So OK there might have been some almost polite request from the humans that the hens should keep their sunbathing to areas approved for such use, and let the humans have their flowerbeds for themselves. But of reasons who should be all very clear to all living creatures this request has been denied by the Hen department.
Therefore it was in horror the hens could only watch while stone after stone was dumped all over their favourite sunbathing beds. So fare more than half of their spots have been covered, and the stones keep arriving.
The Hen department has given the following official statement: “This is a seriously blow to our existence. We are currently to shell shocked to comment this any further.”
Tiny being the understanding cat hi is, tried his best to help the hens by sabotaging the “anti sunbathing project”, unfortunately it turned out to be very hard work indeed, and to much for a small kitten to handle all by himself. It didn’t help the cause that both human hands and stones taste rather awful. A truly exhausted Tiny soon had to leave his “paws on” action, to only supervision the cruelty from the shade.
Tiny say: “Honestly I tried, I did, but the stones were just to hard and bad tasting for me.”
Also the pigs did theirs to help the hens rescuing their favourite sunbathing spots, but due to a incident involving free ranging apples on another part of the property, they unfortunately arrived to late. Spite their huge effort, nothing could be done.
DJ sQuil say: “You know we might be able to have arrived earlier, but we couldn’t hear anything over the sound of Big Daddy chewing through those escaped apples.”
The days are getting warmer around here and the sheep started to get seriously hot under their wool. Therefore they were just too happy to welcome the arrival of a wool cut. The sheep have now been seriously undressed, and are all the happier for it.
Shaun say: “OK, so it might not bee the prettiest wool cut in the history, but I still feel great.”
Number off eggs today: 8
Number off goose egg in total: 51
Weather forecast
SUNNY!
The dogs recommend you to get rid of the winter clothes for this season.
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Tuesday, 12 April 2011
TamTam is concerned
Monday, 7 February 2011
February 7th 2011
Just the other morning panic struck our otherwise normally peaceful surrondings here at Maifrin, (or at least as peaceful it can be with Big Daddy and DJ sQuil living here as well).
Mrs Goose was nowhere to bee seen, and Mr Goose was not happy about it at all. A search and rescue party was immediately put together and the search team was off. All her favourite spots were checked out, but Mrs Goose was gone.
Then suddenly somebody spot something between the roof and the rustico, and there she is. The very proud Mrs Goose did not understand what all the fuzz about, she had just made herself a private nest and laid her very first egg.
Mr Goose said: “I just don’t know why she didn’t tell me first, I would have been so proud. I actually AM so proud. My beautiful wife has laid our first egg. Oh my! An egg, Mrs Goose are you OK, are you in pain, are you tired, do you need something to eat. Oh my god, my wife had her first egg, pleas can anyone call the vets!!”
Caught red snouted, yet again?
Mrs & Mr Goose was yesterday very upset after a certain Big Daddy was caught Red Snouted stealing their dinner. The gees wanted to have Big Daddy court marshalled, but spite this happening in a rather crowded area, no witness has come forward so the case will not go any further.
Mrs Pearl say: “I didn’t see a thing, not a thing. Big Daddy is such a nice fellow, I can’t believe he would ever do something like that. Eh no, no, no, that is not gees feed hanging from my beak.”
Being a pig means you take great care in your body, after all all pig knows that your body is your temple. Therefore nobody was surprised to see DJ sQuil being the first customer in the Maifrin Spa latest treatment; mud exfoliation.
DJ sQuil say: “!Ah, this sure was one very good treatment for a good looking pig like myself. My skin is now so smooth. I’ll be back!”
Yesterday when walking along the ledge, Seniora decided that is what time to check if the roof over the chicken run was completely up to her standards. So with out a thought for her own safety she leapt off the ledge and gracious landed on top of the roof. Luckily she were to discover that the roof was up to here standard, so she landed nice and softly and her health is the same as before she started this unselfish investigation. Seniora was shortly thereafter seen returning to her beloved indoors in a rather fast motion.
Seniora said: “The rumours that I actually fell down on the roof by accident is the most untrue gossip I have ever heard!”
Somebody has been poking around the nest boxes and had themselves a better lunch. Here you can see a fried bantam egg, a fried regular egg and a fried goose egg.
The Boy Toy say: “The lunch was told to be excellent, bur for this we only have the words of those very lucky few who were actually allowed to taste the celebration lunch.”
Number off eggs today: So far only 5
SUN!!! AND NOTHING BUT SUN
The dogs recommend you put those Prozac’s back in the cabinet, SPRING IS HERE!
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