July 21st

Missing catflap

It was a shock to realize that what we had thought was a nice quit night, not at all had been a nice quit night.

While somebody had been having a tiny nap, somebody had actually stolen our catflap. The investigators have been working around the clock trying to find the perpetrator, but the amount of suspect is surprisingly high so it is a time consuming work.

The Cabbit say: “Honestly, I don’t get the problem at all. Who needs that silly flap anyway? This solution works much better for an angoracat as myself.”

 

Summersnow

The inhabitants of a tiny village were surprised by a very local snow blizzard in the middle of July. This is not at all normal behaviour for the local weather in July, and especially not when it is 30 degrees outside. While somebody started to scream up about the environmental change to the area, somebody else tracked the snow back to the Cabbit, who was paying a visit to his furdresser, as his fur had started to be a bit long around the eyes.

Big Daddy say: “As I have said before, and will be saying again, fur is overrated!”

 

At the poolside

Today the Goosepool was reopened after some unfortunate weather damage last weekend. Two incredible happy geese have been observed continuously in the pool thereafter and are planning to continue the bath forever or at least until dinnertime.

Mr Goose say: “Let’s jump right in!” 

 

Welcome

Last morning one of the hen thought she had been the victim of a serious crime. Somebody had stolen her beloved egg, and the thief was still there. The very upset hen refused to re-enter the henhouse until the ugly cruel thief had been removed from the scene of the crime. The new not so tiny citizen has now moved in with another hen. The new mother and the new chick is both doing well and enjoying each others company.

The Spokeshen say: “Unfortunately the broody hen got some serious depression when she saw what had become of her egg. This is not normal, but she has been taken care of, just like the chicken was. They are all doing fine!”

 

Is there a world out there?

Ugly rumours have it that we the citizens are not aware of the world outside out beloved world. This is as you can see complete rubbish. We check the news on regular basis, but to be honest, the world out there rarely or ever has anything good on offer.

Big Daddy say: “I just love my quality time with a newspaper. OK, so I might get carried away sometimes, and read the paper to bits, but that is just because I am after all such a caring and engaged pig.”

Number of eggs today: Not too many

Weather forecast

After a long discussion we have decided that those white spots in the horizon might just very well be clouds, but from this distance is it hard to tell for sure.

The dogs recommend you to stay cool!

ANNOUNCEMENT

 

THANK YOU

We would like to thank our dear Sub-Human Superiour Elite for building our great new pool.

 

Hit

Professional hit man needed to take out this cruel and evil enemy of our organization.

Ref: The society of long sharp claws