The
ambulance
While out
on a territorial walk, yet again the Sheppard was the victim of an evil attack
from below. Somebody (yes, we still believe it is that really “low” dog from
next door, who is behind this cruelty) had placed a rather huge thorn just
there where the Sheppard had to put her paw. She didn’t see it coming, but she
did feel it. It was incredible painful, and there was no way she was able to
walk back home, even though it was only about 300m straight down. Luckily her
trip advisor also double as an ambulance, and the poor very unfortunate
Sheppard was lifted in to his arm and carried back home.
At arrival
back home, a nurse was immediately called for, and the thorn was removed from
the very aching paw, hardly with out any whimpering from the Sheppard at all.
The Model
say: “You know she looked a tad to comfortable in that ambulance if you ask me.
I might even say it looked liked she rather enjoyed it.”
(We have no
photos from this incident, as the normal photographer was way too involved in removing
thorns, but we have been so lucky to come by this illustrated photo taken by
sub-human superior elite, where you can see how the Sheppard look in the arms
of the ambulance.)
((This poto is tilted of own free insisting, it just refused to stand up.))
New
arrivals
Miss
Flowers who seem to be hatched to the perfection of motherhood, has just
herself hatched 4 new eggs. The experienced mother is all ready on and about
with the little ones, and they are all doing swell under her safe and
experienced wing.
Miss Flower
say: “Isn’t it just the most beautiful children you have ever seen!”
Vendemia
This is a
great time of the year. The weather starts to be really cosy again, and the
grape harvest is to be collected and turned into wine. Since Maifrin don’t have
grapes who will be turned into wine, the dogs offered to help in the neighbours
wineyard, where they made sure nobody unauthorized where to get close to a
basket of grape waiting to be collected.
Sheppard
say: As the perfect guard dogs as we are, I am happy to announce that not even
one grape was closed to be nicked!”
Censured
Royalty
A very
happy cabbit the angora cat was in the 7th heaven when he for the
very first time got his postcard ever, and it was only for him. It also was the
most beautiful postcard he had ever seen, with a lovely photo of one of his all
time favourite snacks. The photo becomes even lovelier when the automatic royal
censure strip was removed. It was a nice thought of them off course, but to be
honest, totally unnecessary as cabbits are not shy about certain aspect that
belongs to the love life. Actually sooner the opposite, but the cabbit was then
informed that maybe the censure was not meant for him, but for the poor postal
workers, who is a little more shy about the subject than the cabbit is, or
maybe it was to protect the postcard to arrive at all, as they where afraid
somebody with certain interest might steal the postcard before it arrived to
enjoy the photo for themselves. Actually the postcard did use 5 times as long
as normal to arrive; leading the cabbit to believe that he was not the first to
have the censure removed.
The Model
say: “What about me, I also love to get postcards, I do, and I don’t even mind
if the motive is not that of an intimate love situation, I rather prefer it is
not actually.”
The weather
forecast
Just
perfect
The dogs recommend
you to enjoy it while it last
Announcement
Vintage feathers
Vintage feathers
of all size and colours, very nicely used, for sale.
Ref: The
collective bird department
Postcards
All the
citizens would just like to say that they are never happier (OK, maybe around
dinner time, but that it is.) than when they get an old fashioned postcard in
the snailmail.
Ref: need
my address?
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