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| King Tiny trying to get out |
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| Seniora trying to get out |
The
flapping fiasco
The
grumpiness and in some cases (most actually) angriness, spread like fire
through dry grass on a very windy day when the new cat flap was installed. 6
cats, an angora cat, a dog and a hen were all furious of the new instalment.
The dog meant it had become too tight, the hen and the angora cat thought it was
useless, and the cats got really upset when they realized that the flap only
opened inwards and not outwards. The Primadonna refused all allegations that
this was done to keep her indoor because of her bad ear. Still the new flap is
there, and the cats, dogs and hens had moved out.
The Model
says: “You know I had to get out in human down time here the other night, and
it took me several minutes to get the lazy human to open the door for me. Than
half an hour later when I really needed to get out again, it took even longer
timer to get out. I would seriously recommend for that flap to be fixed asap.
Who care about that silly ear of the Primadonna anyway? Not me, I promise you
that much!”
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| Beauty in his winter proof bed |
A winter
snooze
There is no
way denying it, the hot days of summer is really gone. Therefore the dogs have
started to winter proof their beds. The beds had their thick woolly sheet back
on, and are now placed next to each other for the sharing of warm comfort.
Beauty say:
“I miss those hazy lazy crazy days of summer!”
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| The new ventilation shaft |
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| The anonymous philanthropist |
New
ventilation
Yesterday
somebody installed a new ventilation shaft on the henhouse. Somebody thought
that it was of vital importance that the ventilation was improved in the area
of the hens’ food bowls. Even a child knows that all food area in damp areas needs
a lot of ventilation to avoiding it getting mouldy. Actually the good doer even
sacrificed his own well being and ate the whole lot just to see that the food
was good enough for the lovely ladies. The saint behind this beneficiary work wants
to be anonymous, but serious research has led us to believe that this self
sacrificing animal is none the less than Big Daddy.
The
Spokeshen say: “What a guy, what a guy!”
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| The very upset Mrs & Mr Geese |
The pool mystery
Lately the
geese have come upon a terrible problem. Their beloved water in their beloved
pool seems to escape in a scary fast speed. This is really mysterious since
this started to occur just after a huge rainfall. The terrified geese now
insist on having their pool topped up at least twice a day.
Mrs Goose
say: “You know, I was just about to run into the water, and than there were no
water to run in to!”
Weather
forecast
Wet and
awfully foggy
The dogs
hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they do recommend you to get your winter
sleeping arrangement in order.
Announcement
Experienced
diplomat
Diplomat
with long and relevant experienced towards communicating with wild boar hunters
are wanted. We have tried hard to communicating with them, but they speak
neither cat, dog, pig, bird, sheep, goat, rabbit nor human. We are at the end
of our wits.
Application with CV and recommendations to be
forwarded to the Citizens.
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