The hen
departement really don’t like to get off their perches with a wrong foot.
Therefore, preparing their feet and claws for the upcoming heavy rain all the
feet feathered hens and roosters were lucky enough to get an emergency
appointment with the clawicurist. One after the other the brave birds had their
feet featherdo transformed from long and beautiful to short and ….. oh lets
face it, short and beautiful.
Hippie
said: “I had been saving up to long feather for weeks, and than! It is not like
I hate rain or anything, but honestly, it is a nightmare!”
The Hen
department was not the only one preparing for the upcoming oh so terrible
weather. Big Daddy and DJ sQuil realized that they had to prepare for the
indoor season. Therefore the two gentlemen decided to go wild, and invest in an
indoor entertainment system. After all it had been on their wishing list all
since the last one was ruined during some truly mystical circumstances
including two pigs.
DJ sQuiled
oinked: “WHOW, this Mac Pig version 3751 is just great! I would actually go as
strong to say AMAZING! What weather are you talking about? Who has time to go
out anyway? Can’t you see I am busy? WUHUUUU!! It even comes with the double
flappable cardboard application! What are you still doing here? Can’t you see I
have things to work out? Oh my, oh my! This is SOOOO exciting! STILL HERE!!?”
While
somebody hasn’t that much of preparing to do towards the upcoming maximum
downfall of water, somebody tries to prepare them self psychological instead.
The poor Angora Cat was bravely having one last big outdoor jumping session.
Gone was all the green. Gone was the sweet heat. Gone was the blue sky. Instead
a grey moist mist had made the view rather foggy, his fur damp, and the grey
and brown (previously known as green) was sticking to his fur in a not so
comfortable way. The Angora cat was shortly thereafter seen jumping back
indoors. He was last observed in front to the fireplace.
The Angora
cat say: “Let’s face it, our dear friend the Sun has left us. At least I
thought we were friends…..”
Like
everybody else, also Mr Purr is preparing for the hated monsoon. Being a
serious art collector, the art chap was arranging for his beloved statues to be
brought to a safe holding where he could keep a close eye on the absolute
adorable pieces. We are happy to announce that the art is safe and very comfy
in their new secure safe housing.
The Model
say: “All that, for those……?!”
WET!
The dogs
recommend you to think positive thoughts, positive thoughts, positive thoughts,
and positive thoughts. Just concentrate, they know you can do it!
ANNOUNCEMENT
Gortex
The Hen
department is in urgent need of water proof breathing feathers, and swimming
skin to their feet.
Ref: Urgent
Hen Department
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