This is an arrangent photo, and the cat in the photo might not at all have anything to do with this article what so ever. |
Free Falling
While doing
a necessary shelf inspection on the upper desk shelf, a certain cat was the
horrified victim of shelf removing. Right under his paws somebody removed the
very shelf he was standing on with the cruel result that the cat fell right
down, almost a whole m. Luckily the computer managed to through himself
underneath the cat, so the cat did not get wounded.
The cat,
who would like to be anonymous, dashed right off to find the villain in this
story. Apparently this was OFF COURSE not an accident due to the cat’s almost
bad vision.
The anonymous
cat say: “I have a perfect 20/20 vision! PERFECT!”
The Peace Supremo finally back at outdoor duty |
On the run
After a
meeting with one of his personal physians, they agreed that it was of the most
vital importance for the Peace Supremo that he was yet again allowed outdoors.
Not that he himself had any particular enjoyment of going out to bask in the
sun, but being the normal always thoughtful cat, never thinking of his own good
being, they agreed that the other cats off course not were up to doing his
outdoor tasks, and that with their well being in mind, he had to sacrifice
himself and get out.
The Peace
Supremo is currently not available for comments, as he is to busy being out.
This is an archieve photo, as no camera was fast enough to make evidence of here stay outdoors. |
Sleeping
out
The spring
is here, and there is always certain ways that manifest. Some more secure than
others. The most secure of the all is when a certain retired streetcat manage
to find the way out of the catflap and put her adorable body down for a sunbath
in the big outdoors.
Seniora
says: “I have nothing against the big outdoors! I just need a certain amount of
temperature to enjoy it properly.”
The Primadonna just putting her paw on approval for this bench yet again being open for the public. |
Walkabouts
With the
final snow just gone, the Primadonna took it upon herself to personally check
every winterclosed tracks, exercise areas and resting areas. No stone was left
unturn and especially no tree was left un climbed, but luckily for the rest of the
citizens, it was all found in the best order, and it is yet again open for regular
traffic.
The
Primadonna said: “Somebody had to do it, and to be honest, I didn’t see anybody
else being able to do it, so I just had to do it myself. If you want something
done, and you want to do it propper, you best leave it to me!”
The Model and King Tiny hard at work! |
With spring
on paw, there is a lot of work to do outside, especially after this awful cold
and incredible snowy winter. Off course we all know that a citizen do what a
citizen has to do. So when the cats heard that the hens needed new nest boxes
they made totally sure that no straw was left unturned to secure only the very
best welfare for their beloved hen friends.
The Model
said: “More straw over here please! I SAID MORE STRAW OVER HERE PLEASE!!”
Weather
forecast
Sun the one
moment, grey the next.
The cats recommend
you to always be prepared no matter what the weather throw at you.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Warning to all members!
This is a
general warning to all mice in this area.
If you see
this cat, play very dead indeed, or he is inclined to help you to stay dead
forever.
The Mice Institute
of Cat related Emergencies
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