The Model letting the weather know excatly how he feels about it! |
The Cold Continues
The cold
continues to bother the poor poor citizens. Fare enough, part of the days is
now fog free, but otherwise the humidity is huge even then, and we never seem
to be anything but below zero. The sheep, goats and goose still insist on
staying outdoors, the rest, oh well, they really don’t get out that much. Even
the hens have left their favourite hobby of foraging and seems to prefer the
indoors.
Seniora
say: “I have never understood the pleasure of staying outdoors anyway. Now,
could anyone please switch on my heating blanket?”
Sheppard in the cold water. |
Beauty in the cold water. |
The first bath!
Yesterday
somebody got the swell idea that it might was time to go down to the river. The
idea was met with huge enthusiasm, but only from the dog department. A car
arrived to taxi the 2 strangely enough happy dogs down to the riverside, while
the rest of us totally ignored the stupid idea. Apparently the river was
beautiful, and while the side part of the river had offensive ice all over the
place, the main part of the river was surprisingly free from the blasted stuff.
Still, almost 24 hours later, nobody have found any conclusion to why Sheppard
thought it necessary to chose this time for her first bath this year. Not even her.
Fare enough, the smell of dog is there, but honestly, it isn’t that bad, at
least not when you are used to it like we are. We are happy to announce that
the Sheppard did not catch any cold from her poor lack of judgement, but we do
not recommend her any new trip to the river until the weather has approved with
at least 15 degrees Celsius.
Beauty say:
“You know, this has gone totally out of proportions. Honestly, it is not like
it was a proper bath or anything. She just vaded! OK, personally I vaded in a
more shallow part of the river, but only just, only just. Than again, I vaded
in the side part of the river! What, did she also vade in the shallow part of
the river? Are you sure? I can’t really recall that sight.”
The spacious penthouse appartment. |
Moving in?
It seems
like it is getting more and more popular to become a citizen, which off course
is highly understandable. We were therefore not at all surprised when we
noticed that new building had occurred with in our borders. We still haven’t
seen the builders, but we would like to congratulate them with their choice of
property and welcome them to our gang.
Latte says:
“Now, where did a put that left over wool from last season? Maybe they could
use that as nest material?”
Mr Purr is shockingly observed on the wrong side of the duvet! |
The purring
quilt
At the same
time it starting to get cold around here, some strange sounds started to occur
underneath the cat department’s favourite duvet. While most of the cats is
using the duvet in a proper cat fashion, heap sleeping to maximize the heat
collection, some (as earlier mentioned) strange sounding sounds with attached
vibration has been arriving from underneath the duvet itself. Serious
investigations led horrified cats to discover that a certain Mr. Purr were no
longer happy with the heat from the heap sleeping, and had moved underneath the
duvet for an even warmer climate.
King Tiny
say: “Please! Can anybody get that so-called cat a proper fur before he put us
all to shame?”
NOPE! The weather doesn't look good at all!! |
Weather
forecast
It looks
COLD! It looks GREY! It looks FREEZING!
The dogs recommend
you to invest in the fleece marked.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Heating pads
Heating pads and heating quilts are urgently needed.
Ref: The citizen’s antifreeze program
Obviously the citizens do not have enough blankets! |
Fleece
Fleece in
all sizes is urgently needed.
Ref: The citizen’s
antifreeze program
Wood
transportation
Somebody to
continuously transport wood from the wood shed to feed the fireplaces indoor is
URGENTLY needed. This is a 24 hour job of the biggest importance.
Short
application with a detailed CV and serious recommendations to be forwarded us immediately.
Ref: The citizen’s
antifreeze program
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