Sheppard demonstrating the propper way to behave in a bar/restaurant. |
Dogs in Rome
As a
shocking start to the New Year, the dogs favourite bar choose to take vacation,
and closed down for a whole week. You can all imagine the dogs despair to this
horrible act of selfishness from their local bar. Still the dogs are of the
forgiving sort, and when the bar people finally got their lazy act together,
two dogs were yet again observed sleeping themselves through lunch time.
The
Sheppard say: “It isn’t like we are depended on that bar or anything. We do off
course lay down in other bar as well, but in this bar the other customers
depend of our company you know.”
New food containers out to dry. |
Excitement
Some might
think that the citizen’s life is filled with excitement. They are wrong! Life
can in fact be rather boring and it therefore doesn’t take much to please them.
Some are even easier pleased than the rest, like when Mr Goose was totally
excited and happy watching the new food containers getting washed and dried
out.
Mr Goose
say: “For crying out loud! It is not that I really enjoy watching the cleaning
of the food containers, but knowing one of them was for me, and in the meantime
I got myself a drizzle shower and afterwards I got to splash around in water.
Utterly wonderful!”
The Full moon rising |
The Full
moon rising
Yesterday
it was time for the monthly full moon concert. So while the full moon was
rising over the hills, we were lucky enough to be mesmerized by the most
beautiful tunes floating through the evening air. When Beauty and Mr Goose together
hit the high notes everybody else (including the chorus) just stop and for a
wonderful moment it is like the moon is shining only for you.
Beauty
sings: “WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WUUUUUUUUUUUUH WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH”
PHLEBOTOMY!! |
From the
vets archive part 1
Lately the
Model hasn’t been completely up to his normal colors, and almost everybody has
been worried about him. Therefore a certain cat agreed to take a trip to the
vet (after he had been catnapped and forced in to a cage and placed in the
car). Unfortunately the vets are not really up to date, and still believe in
the very old method of phlebotomy. Needless to say, the Model is more updated
on his veterinarian research and protested wildly. The vets tried to tell him
how they just wanted to analyze his blood, and only a very small part of it.
The cat did not listen, mostly because he couldn’t hear a thing as he was
screaming out as high as he could, and it seems like the Model has an enormous lung
capacity. It might not have helped on the situation that at the same time
somebody had wrapped him in a blanket and a traitorous human and two vets tried
to hold him calm enough to get to his precious blood. Needless to say the
Models arguments won the discussion. There was no phlebotomy! A certain cat was
looking incredible SMUG the whole way home.
The Model
say: “Phlebotomy!!!!! There is nothing wrong with me. I am perfect! Perfect!! I
am just longing for the spring. PHLEBOTOMY?!!”
Weather
forecast
Still a
clear sky as long as the eye can see.
The dogs recommend
you to gaze upon the stars.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Eating up
services
Your food
bowl still has those old bits in it? Not a problem, you just call for King Tiny’s
finish up service. No food bowl to high, to low, to occupied. King Tiny will be
there in a jiffy and have your bowl fresh as a daisy before you know it.
Ref: Bowl
emptier
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