Saturday, 3 September 2011

September 3rd

Arrival of torture
It is not with pleasure that we can announce that the veterinarians are multiplying. Yes, it is shocking but it seems that also veterinarians can become pregnant, and off course on of ours had to prove it. The unpleasant surprise is supposed to arrive in December and in the meantime the vet has told us that scratching will not be tolerated.
The Model say: “I have all ready booked an appointment for January, and let me tell you right now, there will be scratching and I’ll even put in a bonus bite!”

Biking with sheep
The phenomena with dogs running along with biking humans are no news in the world. Off course the dogs here at Maifrin are so busy that they do not have time for this kind of amusement. Therefore they left this work to somebody with a lot more spare time on his trotters. Shaun jumped at the assignment with the biggest positive attitude and a necessary equal patience. Because even though Shaun just loved his new hobby, the male human didn’t seem equally happy about it. Actually Shaun had a sniky suspicion that the male human was trying to shake him off. Shaun was off course not easily fouled so the two friends where observed going back and forth just in front of the neighbours wine yard. The whole thing was witnessed of the neighbours’ grape picking team, whom still seem to be laughing out very very load indeed.
Shaun said: “Have nobody ever heard of a sheep gone biking before?”

This is a very painful season for the pigs. Not only have they been locked up in a tiny private garden, but all day they can hear the scream of the local road kill trying to cross the road to get down to the two very lonely pig tummies.
DJ sQuil say: “Normally I am not lost for words, not at all actually, but this is such a torture. Laying here listening to the violent murder of innocent fruit and nuts, whom has done nothing wrong except trying to help out a hungry pig tummy in need. It is awful, awful I tell you. I just can’t talk about it. It is too hard. I have nothing to say. The world just isn’t right when a pig have to listen to their scream, while all we would like to do was heading right up there and help the poor poor fruit and nuts. Honestly it would be much better if we just ate them at once, and that way the awful destiny as road kill would be avoided. I am so sorry; I just can’t talk about this.”

We would like to welcome our 2 new citizens. Mrs and Mr Mandarin have moved in at the poolside. The two ducks are a splendid addition to our team and are all ready valued member of our clan.
Mr Mandarin say: “I just put my eyes on the pool and though, whaw, this is perfect it can’t get better than this. Than I saw her!!! WHAW! She is the most beautiful Mandarin Duck in the whole wide world, she is amazing, and go figure, but she likes me!”

Number of eggs hatching today: So fare 1

Weather forecast
It is not that hot anymore, but more than hot enough.
The dogs recommend you not to let go off your cold spots just right yet.


Duck pool
A geese free pool wanted in a geese safe and tranquil position.
Ref: The duck department

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