Saturday, 24 March 2012

A shocked Shaun trying to put words to his horrible experience!

Farm police
Yesterday the farm police called and told us they would pop by to check on the goat and sheep citizens. In the beginning this caused a lot of pleasure and happiness in the goat and sheep department. The panic first struck when they realized that they only had 10 hours to go through their list of “Improvement urgently needed” before the police showed up. Needless to say, some goat and sheep worked very hard for the rest of the day and the list got finished just in time for the police to arrive.
The 4 citizens were then deeply shocked when the police hardly looked at them, and than said they looked good and went to literally stamp his approval. Desperate times means desperate measures, and Shaun did what a desperate sheep has to do. He followed the police, refusing to leave his side, begging him to get back to the list, but it was all in avail. The police only petted his head and stated the obviously, that Shaun was the most beautiful boy. Shortly thereafter the police left with 4 sad citizens looking shell shocked.
The following was heard floating through the air: “WHAT ABOUT THE LIST? WHAT ABOUT OUR DEMANDS? WHAT ABOUT US?”

Young Miss Goose & Young Miss Goose was happy to meet somebody  which intrest they share.
Happy geese
After the sad demise of Mrs Goose, we have long waited for some new young ladies to move in with us. The day has now arrived, and Young Miss Goose and Young Miss Goose have now become proud citizens. Mr Goose is so happy, that he doesn’t at all mind being at the 2 young ladies continuous call. The young ladies are known for being very green at mind and just love hiking at the countryside.
Mr Goose say: “Have you seen them? Aren’t they just the loveliest girls you have ever laid eyes on? They are so smart! They are so clever!  They are going to grow up and be the best Geese ever. OH I am just so proud of them!”

Eggs no longer hidden.
 Egg hunt
Some think egg hunts is to be reserved for Easter. Some think egg hunting should be a whole year event. The hen department is a strong believer in the latter. There is nothing more amusing than looking at silly humans and dogs trying their best to locate the eggs. This is especially true for the days they get added extra bonuses as humans sliding down steep hills or a dog stepping on a thorn. No, just the thought of limiting this great entertaining only to one day of the year, what a ridiculous thought!
The Spokeshen say: “You know once I managed to hide 16 eggs before they were found. My of my, was that fun or what!”

Just follow the spring break rush.
Beauty really hitting of just the right spot at the party.
 Spring Break
With spring finally with us, it is time for spring break. Therefore citizens of all size and colours have been observed partying wildly all over the hill side. The apple grove has shown to be a very popular spot, were everybody who wants to be seen… well can be seen. Geese and Goats are hugging down grass like nobodies business and cats are having a catrate tournament while the dogs are just hugging the best spots.
Beauty say: “KEEP THIS PARTY GOING!!!!”

Weather forecast
The dogs recommend you to make sure you have some nice comfy spot in both the sun and the shadows.


Back from vacation
We are glad to let you all know that the lizards have finally returned from their incredible long winter vacation, and is yet again back in our mist. 

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

This is an arrangent photo, and the cat in the photo might not at  all have anything to do with this article what so ever. 
Free Falling
While doing a necessary shelf inspection on the upper desk shelf, a certain cat was the horrified victim of shelf removing. Right under his paws somebody removed the very shelf he was standing on with the cruel result that the cat fell right down, almost a whole m. Luckily the computer managed to through himself underneath the cat, so the cat did not get wounded.
The cat, who would like to be anonymous, dashed right off to find the villain in this story. Apparently this was OFF COURSE not an accident due to the cat’s almost bad vision.
The anonymous cat say: “I have a perfect 20/20 vision! PERFECT!”

The Peace Supremo  finally back at outdoor duty
On the run
After a meeting with one of his personal physians, they agreed that it was of the most vital importance for the Peace Supremo that he was yet again allowed outdoors. Not that he himself had any particular enjoyment of going out to bask in the sun, but being the normal always thoughtful cat, never thinking of his own good being, they agreed that the other cats off course not were up to doing his outdoor tasks, and that with their well being in mind, he had to sacrifice himself and get out.
The Peace Supremo is currently not available for comments, as he is to busy being out.

This is an archieve photo, as no camera was fast enough to make evidence of here stay outdoors.
Sleeping out
The spring is here, and there is always certain ways that manifest. Some more secure than others. The most secure of the all is when a certain retired streetcat manage to find the way out of the catflap and put her adorable body down for a sunbath in the big outdoors.
Seniora says: “I have nothing against the big outdoors! I just need a certain amount of temperature to enjoy it properly.”

The Primadonna just putting her paw on approval  for this bench yet again being open for the public.
With the final snow just gone, the Primadonna took it upon herself to personally check every winterclosed tracks, exercise areas and resting areas. No stone was left unturn and especially no tree was left un climbed, but luckily for the rest of the citizens, it was all found in the best order, and it is yet again open for regular traffic.   
The Primadonna said: “Somebody had to do it, and to be honest, I didn’t see anybody else being able to do it, so I just had to do it myself. If you want something done, and you want to do it propper, you best leave it to me!”

The Model and King Tiny hard at work!
 Working hard!
With spring on paw, there is a lot of work to do outside, especially after this awful cold and incredible snowy winter. Off course we all know that a citizen do what a citizen has to do. So when the cats heard that the hens needed new nest boxes they made totally sure that no straw was left unturned to secure only the very best welfare for their beloved hen friends.
The Model said: “More straw over here please! I SAID MORE STRAW OVER HERE PLEASE!!”

Weather forecast
Sun the one moment, grey the next.
The cats recommend you to always be prepared no matter what the weather throw at you.


Warning to all members!
This is a general warning to all mice in this area.
If you see this cat, play very dead indeed, or he is inclined to help you to stay dead forever.
The Mice Institute of Cat related Emergencies