Saturday, 27 April 2013

 Tiny feet, tiny steps.

A tiny step into the big world

Today it was a big day for Miss Brown and her 2 tiny ones. 2 nervous chickens and an even more nervous mum ventured out of the barn for the first time together.
The very excited chickens did leave the safety of mums wings several time, but due to clear instructions never went further than her beak could reach, just in case an urgent pull back was needed.
The Chicken say: “Oh that was cool. Did you see it, did you, yes, I am sure you did, I caught an ant. Hmmm ants actually don’t taste good at all.”

Mrs & Mr Geese having a slight quarrel about an recipe.

MC Gorgeous has been asked to look into a childrens meny.
The cookbook
After reading news, the Model had noticed that all the cool places had their own cookbook. He admits that these places seem to have one thing in common, they served food, but actually we serve food here as well. So he thought he should make some easy bucks and write the damn thing himself, until his publisher informed him that his game cookbook by some might be consider barbaric, and that barbaric strangely enough was out. This didn’t concern the Model much; actually he was only glad, as that meant he had to delegate this amazing moneymaking scheme to somebody else.
He therefore paid his friends in the Pig Department a visit, and asked them what they thought about the project. After all, according to everybody, pigs do have more than a common interest in eating. The pigs thought the idea was splendid, and yes, who else would be perfect for the job? Off course they are not vegans, not even vegetarians, but to keep the cookbook political correct, they should only use their vegan recipes, and to make it even more political correct they should make it as close to 0-milage as possible. Still to bring in a wider audience they asked if it would not be a good idea to make their friends in the Hen Department, Geese Department and Cabbit Department a part of the project as well? They all agreed that this was an incredible good idea. The Model then went of to do some game cooking for himself, while Big Daddy and MC Gorgeous called the other departments in for a meeting.
No surprise there, but they all thought this was a top notch idea, and nobody could understand why they haven’t all ready done it. Off course they run into a tiny problem very shortly. It seemed that almost all the best vegan recipes weren’t actually vegan at all. After all what is a nice rose salad with out lice? Then one of the old local hen said that if local human consider anchovies as a condiment, well then, that is what a ladybird is! This off course made total logic, and they all rapidly agreed. Especially when one of the younger on, very preoccupied with environmentally studies informed the rest that leaving in the bugs will let everybody see that here they did not ruin the environment by using insectcide, but actually promoted a 100% biological alternative. All the writers were stunned. Nobody saw that coming, but they had just like that made the cookbook even more political correct.
The Model say: “The problem isn’t to get the cookbook written, it is edit it down to an edible size.”

The Primadonna is yet again looking down at the world.
Out of mourning
Ever since the Chief left us almost 3 years ago the Primadonna has been mourning her closest friend, mentor and on- and off boyfriend. Nothing could get her spirits up, and most of the time she has used on long solitary walk. Only occasional did she graze us with here presence, and than it wasn’t the old happy girl, but this sad gloomy girl wondering why the Chief had to leave her so early and thinking that she most likely would never be happy again.
Then one day the Primadonna pronounced that she had decided she was done mourning. She would off course always miss the Chief, but life actually felt good again. She would obviously never meet anyone like him again, but she needed to move on. After all that is what the Chief would have wanted, and truth be told, the fur always feel better after a good cuddle all over.
Primadonna say: “Oh, I still miss him like crazy, and I don’t think that will ever end.  I have come to the conclusion though that life goes on with out him, and so should I. Now, CUDDLE over here NOW please!”

The new door bell
New door bell
When the Hen department heard that the old door bell wasn’t doing that well and was planning to retire, they saw their opportunity to combine the need for a proper doorbell with their need for proper art. A beautiful door bell was picked out and immediately installed, and all the roosters claim they were the model for this wonderful peace of art, even the white frizzy one.
Sheppard say: “I don’t get this at all! Who needs a door bell at all when I am at duty?”

Weather forecast
Very windy indeed.
The dogs recommend you to please be careful so you don't blow away. 



Have you seen this wonderful hen?
She was last seen behind the barn chatting to a huge rooster.
Please return our mum!
Ref: CIA (Chicken Investigation Agency)

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