VET = Vamphyres Eat TamTams

VET a discusting word indeed, and my good friend Mogs has been in lately for an upset tummy episode. We wish her all the best, and a speedy recovery indeed.
If you know what VET stands for please let me know on my FB site - thanks. 

RIP- Marcus

Marcus the 5,5 year old rabitt - french Wedder - died of a bleeding in the head, the VET put him peacefully to sleep in the arms of his Human yesterday. 

Bowling actually

While we -( me actually )- do our very best to train all humans, but our own mainly - they suddenly go training all by themself! And bowling... Are they planning to throw the food from now on?
Of course I see the benefit when it comes to carry the foodsacks, so I let Mrs Human and SubHuman Superiore Elite, SubHuman Superiore and SubHuman Bella to have their fun. According to the rumors SubHuman Superiore Elite won round 1, and SubHuman Superiore won the second round. I dont think bowling is for me though. 

Photos from the archive system... hmmm doesnt work anymore? I will put in a virtuell postcard instead. 

"Julehuset" - "Christmas house"

all the best to you all,
TamTam and the gang et zoo. 

Training the humans - episode "who keep the count?"
In the ongoing and everlasting task to train the humans to my liking, the zoo gang have had Mr Human on the agenda for a few days. He is ever so willing to pick up on our training, but he still need hard work of course. Yesterday he only managed three of our cats on the lap at once.. Poor Primadonna and Peaceman. 
Tomorrow we will teach him the clock, this has been a success with Mr. SubHuman Superiore Elite earlier, as he was told feeding the cats was at 7 o clock. So he feeded us - bless his soul - 7am and 7pm. Thats a man who understands a cat I tell you. 
Looks like Christmas 
I am pleased to show you a photo of the feeder-system up North, taken today. Its filled with goodies for hungry small birds. And doesn't it look like Christmas up there? 

Yours truly TamTam and the gang in the zoo

Looks like Christmas
a few days off now - sorry,
apparently what looks like Christmas isnt always Christmas! The other day I told you all about the poor birds up North. The situations hasnt improved, yesterday they got snow - a lot off it as well. The snow dont care about where the birds eat at all. So please remember to feed them, as they need a lot of food to keep warm during winther. But it looks like Christmas :)


Gothenburg/Gøteborg
My SubSecretary - the honorable SubHuman Superiore Elite has been away for a few days, and seen the Christmas market in Gothenburg, Sweden. A lovely visit she claims, and she now experience the Christmas spirit (according to SubHuman Superioro - thats shopping...). 

Electricity
Our disappointment was enourmous when our Humans came back from Munich - the electricity had gone - gone as in vanished. Can't we trust the Humans in even the simplest of task? Keep electricity up so we can see where to eat!?
It was a tragedy. And such laim escuses as well. Well they fixed it in the end, and mr Human is back home while mrs Human is shipped up to her family for a pre-Christmas holiday. At least we have the electricity back ( :-) ) So the ungoing battle to train humans and subhumans to my liking dont seem to come to and end shortly. My agenda is full. 


Photos from the archives
Some photos from the lovely archive systems again, this time the goats whoom are patiently awaiting the foodtime. 

 Mr Goat is showing his best trick ( if I might say so myself, his only trick) eating out of the subhuman superiore elites hand.

All the best to you, from TamTam and the gang. (ehh zoo).

Virtuell Postcard from the Humans
As you might rememeber we shipped the humans off for a vacation, I have read this is important for humans. Me, I can only say: Home is my castle, and I prefer to stay close to my foodbowl. 
However, the humans has sent us a virtuell postcard from Munich/München where they currently are enjoying the famous Christmas-marked in town and maybe some Glühwein.. 

Training the temps and my staff
This is not easy and easy task let me inform you, its an ongoing battle to keep the humans on their toes for my satisfaction nore is it easy to train my staff/zoohabitans to keep up with my standards. 
We are currently looked after foodwise by prima sub-human italiana (neighbour) and her family. The Prima subhuman is a pleasant but firm subhuman with solid background on petkeeping. However her petkeeping skills is nonexistent for pigs, sheeps, goats, ducks, parrots, goose so its up to them to keep smirking ;-) 
Training the staff
Yesterday I told you all about the fascination humans in general has for the catwalk symbolised as the number 8 around their feets. Today it was Mr Purrs time to practise, and it seemed surprisingly hard for him. It actually looked more like the symbol at (@) as he insisted on passing the foodbowl ever so-often... But Mr Purr turned on his  soundcard-system (built-in) and   all in all it was a success. But I do realise I have to train the younger ones a hole lot more! I will put in my agenda for sure.
Showing a photo from the archive system, its rather old, but he choosed it himself (eyeroll).

Christmas time is approaching
as Christmas is arriving shortly our folks has disappeared to make us all ready for the Christmas holidays, this is something we all look forward too, because everybody knows SubHumans (also called the Temps) are so much more friendly with the amount of food we are given. 
If we just pass their feet in a pattern which could be similar to the number 8 temps are easily fooled to give us all just a little bit more :-) 
But as we are conserned about all the animals on the planet we know for sure that not everyone are so happily suited as us here at our local Zoo. 
The wind and rainy weather up north is horrible, and the poor little ones need sunflowerseed! They need a lot of it as well. (we may report that the snow is absent so far this season - so we are showing a photo from the archives). 

A photo from the archivesysteme, goes without explaination.... I am hard at work as usual testing out the carsafety system and the best view. 

This is how we greet subhumans, showing one of our favourite subhumans, his patience towards DJ is without comparrison whatsoever. A photo from the archive system again.

We wish the humans all the best on their holiday.
TamTam and the gang ... sorry I meant zoo ;-)