July 8th

Chief cat on the mends

The Chief Cat has almost recovered, and is again enjoying the company of his food bowl.

The vets confirmed that it was a tooth that was the problem.

The Chief Cat says: “I don’t know how anyone could even believe for a second that this was the result of a hunt gone wrong. I have never had a hunt gone wrong. I am not sure who put out this ridiculous rumour in the beginning, but it has The Model Cat written all over it.”

The importance of dental hygiene

Due to the late episode with the Chief Cats bad tooth we would like to remind you all to take your dental hygiene very seriously. If you do not approve of mirrors have a friend help you check if your tooth could need some special attention. Remember, good dental hygiene can save you from a trip to the vets.

The Chief Cats says: “MODEL CAT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY DENTAL HYGIENE. NOTHING!

Happy days

The Hen Department is now official off medication. This has been celebrated with some long walks and nice hunts outside the chicken run.

The Spokeshen said: “The grass is always greener over there.”

Pig school continues

The Pigs have no summer vacation from their school. Today they have been practising hard on how to walk on a leash. This is very difficult indeed, as that’s mean they will have to walk by perfectly eatable greens. Luckily the Dogs do their best to encourage the trainees.

The God Mother Dog says: “Truth be told, I actually struggled a little bit with the leash myself when I first started. Not as much as the piglets off course, but yes, I did have some problems getting the leash to take me where I wanted to go.”

When Mamas Boy Dog met the Truffle Dog

Yesterday when the Mamas Boy Dog volunteered to follow the Piglets up to the Neighbours for some proper leash training, he met the Truffle Dog. Forgotten was all about the piglets and he only had eyes for this amazing beauty standing in front of him. The Truffle Dog herself did not seem to mind the attention, but she is not getting involved with piglets. Piglets are bad for the truffle business.

The God Mother Dog says: “Can’t I let him go anywhere for himself? How many times do I have to tell him about these sluts living next door? Let me tell you, there does not exist a dog well enough for my beloved boy!”

Is the Model cat ill?

We are very concerned for the Model Cat, after he was observed voluntarily climbing up on a human lap for some cuddling. This is so unlike him.

The Model Cat says: “I normally don’t enjoy doing such things, but I needed some help to get some fur removed.”

Number of eggs today: 3

Weather forecast

Yep, it is as normal. The Sun is naked and the temperatures are increasing rapidly.

The Dogs recommend that you get your shadows ready.

July 6th

Chief Cat brought to the vet

Yesterday evening the Chief cat’s mouth looked a little strange. This morning it had got a huge lump underneath it. This lump was so awful that he almost vent to the vet voluntarily.
Due to the characters of the lump it was a little unclear if this was a result of a bad tooth or a hunt gone wrong, but the vet hoped to have the answer tomorrow. The Chief Cat has to go back for more injections, but when life could not get any worse, at least he gets his favourite food. This food he chose not to share with the other hungry cats.
The Chief Cat has given the following statement: “Off sick me….? No no no I just need some good food and a little rest!”



The other humans is back
The other human is now back. This has been celebrated the whole weekend. The Dogs even went all the way to the airport (2 hours each way) to meet him. The other human was observed touched by their caring.
The God Mother Dog says: “Well, we knew he had missed us terrible, so we though we go all the way and meet him at the airport. It is not like we like to drive the car or anything.”


River pigs
With both humans home, the pigs decided to join the dogs for a cooling trip down to the river. The dogs had until this found these trips joyful, but after seeing the pigs having their baths, they are not that sure anymore. The pigs themselves have never been cleaner.
The Pig department gave the following official statement: “The Pig Department will from now on be known as the river pigs. The river is the coolest place we know, and wet breadsticks taste yummy.”


Peacocks
We are not sure what the humans are up to, but what is the rumours we hear that they are thinking of getting a peacock couple. The male human said it would be nice to have something nice to look at. This is a strange thing to say for somebody who shares a house with 4 cats.
The Spokeshen said: “We don’t personally know any peacocks, but we have heard they are chicken that reads fashion magazine.”



Chicks confined
The new hens were yet again confined to their M.A.Q.H (Mobile Animal Quarantine Housing) this weekend, due to a medical treatment program.
The Escape hen said: This could have been so nice if it hadn’t been for the pig always trying to steal our food.”


Number of eggs today: 2
Total numbers of eggs: 45


Weather forecast
The air is still fresh after a heavy thunderstorm last night. Unfortunately the sun is back to her undressed self. This meaning the weather continues to stay hot!
The dogs recommend you to check your napping spots carefully, as they may still be a little moist.

July 3rd

Human coming home!

Everyone is now standing on their heads trying to get everything ready to when the other human finally comes home this night. The dogs and cats works together with shedding a complete fleece to him, the hen department is laying egg (nobody has the hart to tell them what egg caranteene really meens) to him, and the pigs are sitting down all over the place.
The God Mother Dog said: "So sorry but I have no time for comments right now, as I have so much to do before the other Human comes home."

Cat observed running in the sun

The Primadonna Cat was yesterday observed running in the sun. This is completely unheard of, and we could not believe it our self. Luckily we managed to get some photographic evidence.

The Primadonna Cat gave the following explanation: “I have always heard that you should not knock it until you have tried it. Now I have tried it, and I will definitively knock it.”

Snake visiting

A snake was spotted leaving the scene in a very rapid matter. He was actually so fast that it is not agreed upon what kind of snake it was, but it is agreed that it was very long indeed.

The Model Cat said: “Off course he was fast. He did not want to be my next playmate.”

Svimming?pool under construction

The Hen Department started the construction on their swimming pool long before they where imprisoned in their henhouse, but it was this imprisoning who really got the construction going. The pool is not almost finished, just some last decoration details left, and some nice long dust baths have been done. This was such a success that 2 more pools have been started on other parts in their garden. The big one the humans build is not in use as the construction with out doubt is completely wrong.

The Spokeshen said: “Who would ever know that construction was this much fun.”

Homework

The Pigs are working hard with their education. Actually they are taking it so seriously that they are not only demanding extra lessons, but they even insist on homework. The pigs are seen practising on their sitting downs. Trying out new ways to sit and discuss which sittings they like best.

The Chief Pig say: "This sitting thing, well it is actually quit fun, but what is this we here about lying down and give your paw?"

Peacecat still very sad

The Peacecat is still very disapointed that nobody asked for his Sunday article. He does realize that peacenegotiators will never bee appreciated.

The Peacecat managed to say: "And I that had actually looked forward to sharing my job and life with you."

Numbers of eggs today: 2

Total numbers off eggs: 38

Weather Forecast:

The normal!! Hot hotter hottest. The sun enjoys staying naked.

The dogs recommend you to yet again find the coolest spot you know and keep staying there.

July 1st

The New Hens

The New Hens are settling in good. The Chief Cat has taken them under his “wings” and watches them carefully. This has off course nothing to do with the fact that their M.A.C.H (Mobile Animal Carantene Housing) has been placed next to his all time (at least for this week) favourite sleeping spot outside.
The Spokeshen said the following after she went for a short visit: “Hmmm I am not so sure about these girls. They did not want to share their food with me!”


Construction of swimming? pool
The Hen Department started the construction on their swimming pool long before they where imprisoned in their henhouse, but it was this imprisoning who really got the construction going. The pool is not almost finished, just some last decoration details left, and some nice long dust baths have been done. This was such a success that 2 more pools have been started on other parts in their garden. The big one the humans build is not in use as the construction with out doubt is completely wrong.
The Spokeshen said: “Who would ever know that construction was this much fun.”


Dogs dining and whining
Yet again the dogs took the human for a drive, and yet again they ended up in a bar. Our source says that they really have the knock for this, and they are treated as the regulars’ they are. This meaning they speak to all the other regulars’, have some jokes with the bartender, watch the life go by, drink (water) and always end up in a good mood.
The God Mother say: “We like to get away sometimes, and than it are always good with a place that feels like home.”


Pig training
The Pigs have been training hard lately. The Tiny Pig has finally learned how to sit. The Chief Pig is struggling a little bit. Actually quit a lot. He seems to have a problem with the fact that he should do something to get something. He actually seems to prefer to do nothing, nothing but be given treat that is.
The God Mother Dog says: “I have to admit I understand the Chief Pig.


What is living in the wood basket?
Most likely due to the somewhat hot weather outside, the Chief Cat has moved almost all of his inspections indoors. So when 40 000 square meters are reduced to only 300 square meters, off course this will be done very very thorough. He is especially concerned for the wood basket. After watching it for a good half hour he thinks it can be trusted, but to be on the safe side he does it several times a say.
The Chief Cat said as follows: “What can I say, I take my job serious.”

One sad Peacecat
The Peacecat is very sad to learn that only 2 person is intrested in reading his article. So far he therefore do not see the need to publish it.

Number off eggs today: 1
Total numbers of eggs: 35

Weather forecast
Just so hot and it looks like it is going to continue. The dogs reccomend you not to think to much about it and keep those fluids coming.

June 29th

Angry Spokeshen

The Spokeshen has today been told she has to stay in her quarters the whole day, due to medication in her water. This did not go down well with her, as this really did not fit in with her plans to walk around getting some exercise and a lot of insects. Like the Model Cat hunting is one of her favourite hobbies.

The Spokehen had this to say: “This is outrages! Beeing imprisoned like that. So I need some medication, ha! With my strickt exercise program and healthy eating, I am sure I would get well eventually anyway.”

Prison

Due to his habit of getting caught red snouted in the food bowls to the cats and dogs a small prison has been built to punish the Chief Pig. Unfortunately this does not seem to bother him a bit, as he only considers it as a peaceful break between his raidings.

The Thief Pig says: “Food is food and it really is finder’s keepers. Why is that so hard to understand?”

(Photo taken by SubHuman)

Cat observed outside the henhouse

The Peacecat continue his quest for total understanding between the species and has therefore been having a lot of meetings with the hen department. Especially he and the Spokeshen seem to really hit it off, taking small walks together.

The Peacecat says: “The Spokeshen and I have become good friends as we both love to work for peace and understanding.”

New hens ready to arrive

Today the animalstore called to say that the new hens were ready to arrive. Therefore human is bussy makin a pecial enclosure for them, were they can stay for 2 days. We hope they have a pleasant personallity as the Spokeshen.
The Spokeshen had this to say: "Are the eggs really supposed to be eaten?"

Monday-Wedensday-Friday

Due to the heat there really isn’t much going on. Therefore we have comed to the conclution that we will only deliver the Latest News 3 times a week: Monday, Wedensday and Friday. If you do ask nicely though, the Peacecat has said he is willing to introduce himself in an article at Sunday, so this is totally up to you. Are you interested in this write a comment or send me a message at Facebook.

The Peacecat says: “If wanted I can let you know a little bit about how I become the Peacecat, and my way there.”

Numbers of eggs today: 3

JUHUU as we write it is now a huge party in the Hen House to celebrate the first day were all the hens have laid eggs. We are all so proud of them, and conratulations can be written in the comment field. They are doing a great job.

Total numbers of eggs: 31

Weather Forecast

The sun is naked and plans to stay that way, so hot and heat as normal. No wind to cool down.

The Dogs recommend to do your best out of it, wich means to do as little as possible.