December 4th

Big disjoy

Today the part of the population living here which waste times on sleeping the whole night through woke up to a terrible surprise. The rest of us had been following the tragedy for hours. We had to watch the drama develop from minute to minute. After several visits to the catflap, we realized that we did not suffer from a collective bad hallucination due to bad catnip, no, it really was snowing.

The Chief Cat say: “The rumour that I had to be carried out to do my business is true, I did not want my feet to become all cold and wet!”

Breakfast anywhere?

The Pigs had an awful morning today. That white stuff covering the ground really get the appetites up and going, and than the breakfast is late! Trying to bribe them each off with a banana did not at all help. The hunger was excruciating. The hunger was actually so bad that they did not even notice the snow until the late breakfast was all gone, and they where off to plan their in between meals snack.

DJ sQuil say: “I need foooooooood!!! What is this, “I just have to fix the central heating first” suppose to mean?”

Nasty fall

Snow (the rabbit) was so chocked to hear that his amazing whiteness had got some competition from the big outdoors that he fell of his sleeping platform in surprise. Luckily he fell down next to the foodbowl so he forgot all about the outdoors and started eating instead.

Snow say: “Who cares, I am never outdoors anyway!”

Inside out, outside in

The Lady dog has been observed exercising all morning, jumping in and out of the dogflap. The exercise session is still going up, and she does not seem to have any plans about stopping soon. The Boy Toy Dog was earlier seen desperately trying to sneak out between, but he gave it up and is now resting on a nice soft cushion. He could even have been resting peacefully if the noise from the dogflap could only stop.

The Lady Dog say: “JUHUUUU! This is the first time I can actually go indoors when it snow! I’ll have to try it again, and again, and again.”

The break-ins continue

2 pigs were observed leaving the scene of a break in a rather grumpy mood. Their plan to steal them self some snack from the food container fell short as they has all ready finished it up for breakfast.

Big daddy say: “This is outrages! It actually took me several minutes to open that door,. Here you try to be self sufficient, and this is the thank you you get?”

Stop us if you can!

Not everybody is letting the awful snow interfere with their daily routines. The Hen Department decided after a short discussion that the simplest solution was to completely ignore the snow and just keep on going as normal.

The Spokeshen say: “We just realized it was nothing we could do about it, so we just wanted to get on with it. The only flaw is that the insects don’t seem to have come to the same conclusion. How incredible rude of them!”

Number of eggs today: 5

Weather forecast

A rapid declaim of the white stuff outdoors. Otherwise grey and a very well dressed sun indeed.

The Dogs recommends you to enjoy the fact that you have an indoor to go to.

ANNOUNCEMENT

Please note that we have gone together and made an official “Latest news by TamTam 2010 calendar”. The calendar is dedicated to our dear late friend Pilota the Godmother Dog. We will always miss her.

This can be bought for the amount of 12 euros, plus 3 euros in freight if you live in Europe, 5 euro if you live outside Europe. Freight will only be charged for the first calendar.

You can see the photos at: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/album.php?aid=2048316&id=1194314229

Car wanted

A private car is wanted by the Hen and Pig departments to go and collect some fresh food in the shape of sacks with some lovely corn products inside.

Ref: Before lunch

Indoor toilet

A small private box with a flap entrance and filled with odour- and moistremoving catsand is wanted in the close vicinity of a working fireplace.

Ref: The Chief Cat

October 19th

PHOTOS??

Due to the for moment totally useless secretary services of our human, there will be no photos in this edition.

Dressed up

Sometimes a small pig wants to dress up a little. DJ sQuil certainly got this feeling today. He therefore decided to make him self look really beautiful with some very natural make up.

There was unfortunately no nice pig ladies present to enjoy his masterpiece.

DJ sQils say: “Sometimes a man gotta do what a man gotta do, lady or no lady.”

C.S.I. result arrived

Last time we heard from the C.S.I. team was when someone had broken into the new sack of chicken food. After the DNA result arrived there really was no doubt. The pigs were guilty as sin. Big Daddy had a complete break down while faced by reality and confessed at the spot.

Big Daddy say: “I honestly thought somebody had left us a wrapped surprise package, I did not mean to steal from the Hen Department!”

Snow is no longer homeless

Today the dogs thought Snow (the rabbit) needed a new home. After all they both now how awful it is to be thrown out by their home because the humans don’t want to live with them anymore. So they ordered a car to bring them to the zoo outlet (they are on a budget after all) and found a nice new cage for him.

Snow say: “I finally feel at home!”

Blown away

Pigs like to sleep together, but sometimes unpleasant surprises do happen. Earlier DJ sQuil was the victim of a hideous sneeze attack, He was actually blown several cm away and as a result of this he was also very rudely awakened. Luckily a pig don’t take these kind of problem to seriously, and as soon as the first chock had disappeared took the opportunity to just turn around and burry his snout even deeper into the grass. Needless to say they kept on sleeping for hours to end, no more sneeze allowed.

DJ sQuil say: WHAW, it was at least 9 G, at least.”

Gone with the wine

Yesterday the Dogs decided to joint he humans for a trip to a winefestival. Not like they would ever drink wine, but someone got all exiced by the change to meet all those humans and off course also dogs.

The Lady Dog say: “It isn’t like I like to show off or anything, but it is nice to be able to please all with my stunning beaty.”

Number of eggs today: We do not want to talk about it.

Weather forecast

The sun is nice and naked indeed, but still the temperatures are not that pleasant.

The Dogs recommend you to get those fires going.

Announcement

New personality

Cruel and stupid people, last seeing dumping a cuddly white rabbit in the street, are desperately seeking a new and much more pleasant personality.

Ref: no hope

October 17th

Tooth ache
This week the Model Cat has been off his chart with a tooth ache. He was actually so bad that when he went to his dear enemies the Vets, they managed to sting him with a needle, with only 2 people holding him down and a 3rd to get his attention.
The Model Cat say: “I am feeling low, I have to admit that, but I am going back to those awful vets today, and I have a plan to get me some respect.”



Catastrophe in the Hen House
We have been so sad this week after we lost one of the Miss Twins, and The Baby Rooster and The Spokeshen disappeared. Luckily The Spokeshen got back the evening after, but we are still morning The Coucins.
The Spokeshen said: “It is nice to be back, and I did not mind the fuss I got either, but now I need a rest. Hiking trips are exhausting.”



New rabbit on the block
Last days the Vets called. They had found a rabbit dumped in the road, and was nicely saking if we could let it come and live with us. At first we where not thrilled by the idea, but than The Peace Surpremo sat us down and told us off, in hi normal diplomatic way off course. The Model Cat will pick it up at the vets later today.
The Peace Supremo say: “Off course we have to help an animal in need. We have all been there, have we not?”



Even moore vets
Due to her somewhat unpleasant way to treat the other animals on the farm, The Lady Dog not only has to go to the Vets, she has to go to a specialist vet. He has specialized in problem dogs, and Sofia managed to get an appointment all ready in a couple of days.
The Lady Dog say: “Really I do not understand what they are talking about. Somebody needs to take charge, so I go ahead and do that. Still I like the idea that a famous Master likes to study with me. I think I shall be able to teach him something as well.”



Warm inside
The Nights are really getting unpleasantly cold. Therefore the Cats have ordered a bigger fireplace to the living room as it is currently to crowed in front of the fire place.
The Chief Cat say: “1 cat 1 fireplace!”



Number of eggs today: 0 to early yet



Weather forecast
Nice and Sunny but not particularly hot.
The Dogs recommend you to stay in the SUN!

October 12th

Break through

Sometimes even pigs can be bored, and in these cases they decide to have a completion between themselves. Last morning they wanted to see who could break through the fence surrounding their villa first. There were no witnesses to this competition, as the rest of us was still enjoying sleeping, but after the amount of nails lying around and the size of the holes, it seem like Big Daddy was the winner.

DJ sQuil say: “We wanted to go camping and therefore needed to get out.”

Carried away

The Lady Dog had heard the members of the Hen Department complaining of the lack of commute possibilities, and decided she wanted to help out. Unfortunately she got it a tad wrong. A poor Miss Twin was hijacked on her way back to the hen house, and than carried back the way she got, to join the other hens. Miss Twin was very dissatisfied with the custom service but to say that the Lady Dog did have a very soft touch, still she will be going herself from now on.

The Lady Dog say: “You try to help, but do you get a thank you?”

Told off

After a small walk with humans last evening the dogs went to pay a neighbour a visit. While the humans were having a pleasant talk drinking a glass of that awful red water no animals will touch, the Lady Dog did not get the same welcome. The cat inhabitant told her seriously off, and she found it best to leave.

The Model Cat say: “It is wonderful to see that my dog training is finally starting to get results.”

New chicks

When their rooster died the Miss Twins got a little sad, so the Dogs brought the human to get them a new rooster, thinking that would please them. Yhe rooster might have brought a couple of friends.

Miss Twin and Miss Twin say; “We might want a rooster, not a baby! What do we look like, hippie chicks or nannies?”

Break in

Today someone was silly enough to put a sack of new chick food outside. It should be needless to say that the sack was rapidly broken into. Yet again there were no witnesses, but the CSI theme claim it is reason to blame the Pigs as the rift was standard Big Daddy and a straw of grass from the brand DJ sQuils swear to was found at the scene.

Big Daddy say: “Why do always everybody suspect us?”

A loosing battle

Not only is the weather getting colder, but now huge parts of our garden furniture have been put in storage. There is no way to deny it, the colder season is upon us.

The Model Cat say: “I ordered one of my favourite chairs indoors at least, so I am not that bad off, and one good thing about colder season is that you finally don’t have to see half naked humans running around. OK, they are still doing that, but hopefully they will stop soon” Removing their fur like that, it is disgusting!”

Number of eggs today: 2

Weather Forecast

Very blue sky, we can se far far away. Quit hot as well, all over nice.

The Dogs recommend you to enjoy the view.

Announcement

Welcome!

The Hen Department would like to take this opportunity to welcome out new family members: The Baby Rooster, Mrs & Mr Flowers and Miss Fire.

We hope you will enjoy living here with us.

Yours truly The Rooster, The Spokeshen, The Expert Egg Layer Hen, The Confident Hen, Blondie, The Gold & Bronze Hen and Miss & Miss Twin.

Peace Supremo

We would like to let you all know that The PeaceCat has changed his name to Peace Supremo. This was suggested by a very good female cat friend Mog and he realized immediately that she was spot on.

Sheppard dog seeks sheep

An amazingly all self-taught Sheppard dog is seeking a private herd that knows how to appreciate good herding. Being a sheep is not a requrirement as long as you love to be herded.

Ref: My herd

Are you an oak tree?

If you are a lonely oak tree looking for company or just a oak tree looking to meet new friends, we are 2 pigs that have a lot of room for you in our Pig Forest.

Ref: nuts

Indiana Emil

Dear all!

It is Saturday after all, and I thought you needed a little extra to enjoy your weekend. Oh yes, and I have been accidentely going through the coorospondance to Big Daddy again. Honestly I did off course not mean to do that, it just happened.

Have a great Saturday everyone!

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From: littlepiggies@hotmail.com
To: George.lucas@lucasfilm.com
Subject: Indiana Emil
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:27:11 +0200

Dear mister Lucas

I Am a great admirer of your films but can not but notice that there is no pigs in it. Have a suggestion for a film i call Indiana Emil i which the brave good looking pig fights off the food nazies in order to secure the fabled Langhe white truffel for his foodbowl. Know just the pig to play the role and he comes with a stunt double!
Have also an idea for a romantic film which i will call "Gone with the wind" where the brave good looking pig fights with the evil dog for the affection of a nice bitch. All set in a farm caught in a big dispute. No parts for stunts in this film but quite frankly my dear, i do not give a damn.

Best regards

Baron Emil Von Lønnberget und Snickerboden Antonsen Johansen