Wednesday, 9 November 2011


A Photo from the Peace Supremo dream, before the awful interuption


A Photo from the Peace Supremo dream, before the awful interuption
The attack of the sleeping beauty
While having a tiny nap Peace Supremo was having the most wonderful dream. He was in this wonderful meadow. Nice soft grass, birds sang and he was having a tiny nap all by himself in total harmony. Life just could not get any better. In his dream he was just having a nice midnap position change when the most awful thing happened. His nap was cut off due to an emergency situation. Suddenly he was hanging on to the chair with his bare claws, just trying to get back on top on it before he would crash into the floor underneath him. It was touch and go for several nano seconds, while the unfortunate cat was struggling to regain control of the situation and the chair. The time stopped while almost freaked out witnesses was close to paralyzed by the commotion in front of them. A deep sight of relieve was heard all around the living room when Peace Supremo finally won over the situation and was able to drag himself physically unharmed back to the safe comfort of the chairs sleeping area.
The poor chap was so utterly flabbergasted by the whole scenario that it actually took him several minutes before he was able to continue his nap. The only strange thing is that all his investigation leads to the same conclusion. There was nobody who had attacked him, so how had he fallen of the chair in the beginning?
King Tiny said: “HIHIHIHIHIHIIIIHIHIHIIIIIHIHI Peace Supremo is sleep moving!!”



Where did the Goose go?
While the rain was falling down in what only can be described as HEAVY, most of the citizens stayed indoors. Most, not all. Geese actually don’t consider heavy down fall as bad weather. So Mr Goose decided that this was the day to go for a walk. Since we are talking about a guy who normally not even never ever leave the courtyard, this made Mrs Goose very worried, and a search was started. He was nowhere to be found. So Mrs Goose and a drenched human was very happy indeed, when Mr Goose decided to come back all by himself.
Mr Goose say: “There is no bad weather, just bad feathers!”



The Guest enjoying a relaxing neck massage, a populare room service option at the hotel wing.
At the hotel
After spending a week here at Maifrin, the Guest decided that it was time for him to to some research towards what might be outside his own private quarter. So off the old English Gentelman went. At first sight it was very promising indeed. He found some rather nice napping areas and bingo was reached when he reached the dining room for the resident cats. All in all the Guest was happy with his exploring. Then the awful thing happened. He was mid stairs when Mr. Purr came along in the other direction. The Guest immediately froze stiff, wondering seriously what to do next. What he didn’t see coming in his wildest dream was this; Mr Purr went straight up in his face and gave him a long hug and a high welcome Purr. This was too much for the old English chap and he was seen immediately after returning to his own private quarter in something that only can be described as light speed light.
The Guest say: “What is it with these Italian? Affection like that just isn’t normal. Have they no respect for personal space? I’ll stay with the entertainment system for now, thank you very much”



 Rest in peace Mrs Flower
Mrs Flower became a citizen in 2009, when she was about 2 years of age. She was one of the first citizens of the Hen Department.
Mrs Flower left us the morning at the 7th November after a very short illness due to old age.
She was a very strong lady with strong opinions. Therefore she was the natural choice for the position as Spokeshen when this got available late 2009. When she retired earlier this summer, she left behind a serious amount of perfect statement on behalf of the Hen Department.
Mrs Flowers big joy in life was being a mother. She was indeed a dedicated mother, and she was truly devastated when her kids left her wing at only 13 weeks old.
Mrs Flower was also a true feminist, and when it showed out that her husband Mr Flower was a rather unpleasant playboy who loved more than just look at the other ladies, and than more than once got in a fight with a fellow rooster, this got to much for Mrs Flower. She got a divorce and Mr Flower was evicted and had to move into another hen department down the hill. Mrs Flower never got married again.
Mrs Flower was put to rest at the Flying High Cemetery, where even the sun popped by to wish an old friend good by.
Mrs Flower leaves behind a daughter and 7 grandkids.
Miss Flower say: “This is a huge loss for us all. She was a great mum, and I have raised my kids with her as my sole example. She wasn’t just a great mum though, she was a support for all of us here in the Hen Department, and she truly will be missed. Still her memory will live on.”



If it hadn't been for the sun in this photo, this could very well be Beauty trying to cross the courtyard.
Weather forecast
Water absolutely everywhere.
The dogs are to wetherbroken to give anyone any advice, but would love to get advice about how to stay positive in these dreadful times.



ANNOUNCEMENT



Wanted
A reward is to be given to anyone who can return the sun to the collective.
Ref: Desperate citizens


Wanted
An automatic mud remover, who gently still effective, will remove all sign of mud from paws, claws, trotters, hoofs, feet and other shoe wear.
Ref: Desperate human


Saturday, 5 November 2011


Happy customers back at business after a visit at the clawicurist.
Clawicyre
The hen departement really don’t like to get off their perches with a wrong foot. Therefore, preparing their feet and claws for the upcoming heavy rain all the feet feathered hens and roosters were lucky enough to get an emergency appointment with the clawicurist. One after the other the brave birds had their feet featherdo transformed from long and beautiful to short and ….. oh lets face it, short and beautiful.
Hippie said: “I had been saving up to long feather for weeks, and than! It is not like I hate rain or anything, but honestly, it is a nightmare!”




What happend to the Mac Pig version 2916
Sweet oinks
The Hen department was not the only one preparing for the upcoming oh so terrible weather. Big Daddy and DJ sQuil realized that they had to prepare for the indoor season. Therefore the two gentlemen decided to go wild, and invest in an indoor entertainment system. After all it had been on their wishing list all since the last one was ruined during some truly mystical circumstances including two pigs.
DJ sQuiled oinked: “WHOW, this Mac Pig version 3751 is just great! I would actually go as strong to say AMAZING! What weather are you talking about? Who has time to go out anyway? Can’t you see I am busy? WUHUUUU!! It even comes with the double flappable cardboard application! What are you still doing here? Can’t you see I have things to work out? Oh my, oh my! This is SOOOO exciting! STILL HERE!!?”




The Angora cat missing what he thought was his friend, the Sun.
Jumping with the season
While somebody hasn’t that much of preparing to do towards the upcoming maximum downfall of water, somebody tries to prepare them self psychological instead. The poor Angora Cat was bravely having one last big outdoor jumping session. Gone was all the green. Gone was the sweet heat. Gone was the blue sky. Instead a grey moist mist had made the view rather foggy, his fur damp, and the grey and brown (previously known as green) was sticking to his fur in a not so comfortable way. The Angora cat was shortly thereafter seen jumping back indoors. He was last observed in front to the fireplace.
The Angora cat say: “Let’s face it, our dear friend the Sun has left us. At least I thought we were friends…..”



Art & friend pruning happily together
Save the art
Like everybody else, also Mr Purr is preparing for the hated monsoon. Being a serious art collector, the art chap was arranging for his beloved statues to be brought to a safe holding where he could keep a close eye on the absolute adorable pieces. We are happy to announce that the art is safe and very comfy in their new secure safe housing.
The Model say: “All that, for those……?!”



We weathersick?!
Weather forecast
WET!
The dogs recommend you to think positive thoughts, positive thoughts, positive thoughts, and positive thoughts. Just concentrate, they know you can do it!






ANNOUNCEMENT



Gortex
The Hen department is in urgent need of water proof breathing feathers, and swimming skin to their feet.
Ref: Urgent Hen Department

Thursday, 3 November 2011


The journalist discussing the situation of the world

Freedom of speech
Lately the citizens and especially the journalist have been deprived of their freedom to speech. While the constitution clearly state that every citizen has the right to speak is mind as long as it is not directly harmful toward another citizen, this isn’t always the case. It is not like the citizen doesn’t speak whatever is on their mind, as they have always done, but the internet connection has been down. Therefore the citizens has been deprived of getting the latest update on whatever happening in the world, and therefore have seen them selves forming their opinions on yesterdays news. As you can all imagine this could have led to poor judgement in the long run. You just can’t build a good solid founded democracy if you do not know exactly what is going on in the world, and why the things that are going on are actually happening.
The Model say: “Imagine all of those outrageous things that could have happened if the news weren’t there to control and inform the citizens of what happening.”



The happy Guest laughing the whole way through his favourite show.
The Guest
About a year ago “the English cat that live together with that big huge black so-called dog on the wrong side of the valley” (from now on known as the Guest) stayed as a guest in our hotel department. Off course the poor chap was not surprisingly incredible happy with our five paw services, so after begging and nagging his human non-stop he has no returned to our facility.
The Guest is busy enjoying the entertainment system and his favourite show is the trice a daily “What is not happening to that big huge black so-called dog in the canile!?” His favourite show so far was “the Guest is cuddled 5 times a day, how often is the big huge black thing cuddled a day?” Apparently the Guest is a huge fan of reruns.
The Guest say: “Honestly I didn’t think it was possible, but the service is even better this stay around!”



The beanbag is only working for King Tiny
Saccopuffs!
All the time since the last saccopuff died a rather unpleasant death several months ago; we have searched high and low for a bean bag that could be transformed to new and fresh sacco puffs. We are happy to announce that the search is now over. Some rather hideous looking over stuffed bean bags where located, and are now awaiting their transformation to a better and much more loved live as approved sacco puffs here with us.
King Tiny say: “Honestly, I rather like it as it is. Fits my needs exactly.”



Weather forecast
A rather boring grey is spreading like muddy paw print on a rainy day.
The dogs recommend you to remember at least it isn’t raining.



Announcement


One amazing sub-human elite!
Congratulation!
Today we would like to congratulate other great sub-human elite. Some few years ago Gerd was born on this very day. We wish her a wonderful day, which we are convinced she will get.
The biggest purrs and hugs from every citizen.
PS. Please come back and pet us some more! Ds.



Please note Peace Supremeo, top right
Thank you!
Primadonna would like to thank everybody for all the support she received while she was ill. A huge thanks in particular goes to the wonderful sub-human Kate who took time to send the poor feeling cat a very special postcard. Everybody should follow her example.



This photo could easily been avoided with a propper photographer

A photo King Tiny rather saw was untaken
Photographer wanted
Urgently needed is an understanding and patient photographer who understand that a good photo just can’t be rushed. That an absolute minimum of 3 hours pruning is always needed prior to any successful photo session. 
Please immediately forward your portfolio together with a complete CV, long application and at least 10 serious recommendations.
Ref: Cat models united

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Saturday, 29 October 2011

On the road again

Archive photo of Primadonna
On the road again
After Primadonna got her health certificate back from the vet (after the awful ear incident) she is now back on the road. She has been observed around snack time, but next to that the cat is celebrating her new found freedom, and is spending it on the road again.
The Primadonna was not available for neither comment nor photo.



Seniora on the road
 On the road again
Today the citizens woke up to the most beautiful autumn day. The sun was shining and the temperature was rising. Actually the weather was so great that even Seniora went out, and not only out, but she hit the road and went for a walk. The old lady who normally seems allergic to every living green thing was observed almost all the way to the hen house, where she even got completely into the spirit, and hunted down an insect.
Seniora was not available for comment as she was to tired after the long walk, and was currently sleeping a serious nap in the indoors area.



Beauty doing a propper border inspection
On the road again
After a long period of getting older, Beauty today took a break from his normal refusing to join the Sheppard for a longer walk. 2 happy dogs were last seen walking the hills, inspecting everything that possible could be inspected, at least twice.
No dogs were available for comments as they are currently off on a full border control and inspection.



DJ sQuil cleaning out an area
Big Daddy cleaning out an area
On the road again
After the grape season came to end, the pigs have yet again been allowed on the road again. This has finally led them back to their work for the neighbours were the unselfish pigs help out the overworked farmers with land management. The pigs help consist on vital input towards the cleaning and fertilising department.
The pigs were not available for comments as they were currently to busy cleaning away every last piece of fig under the neighbours’ fig tree.



Chicken watching the road

From left: Chicken, Mother Hen
On the road again
After several days with what everybody will claim has been rather grey what the weather is concerned, today even mother hen was happy. Therefore even she and her little one was observed leaving the barn and trotting around on the huge courtyard.
Neither mum nor chicken are available for comments as they are to busy getting back to the barn.



A butterfly having the last meal of the season?
On the road again
The citizens were not the only ones who wanted to take advantage of the earlier mentioned beautiful autumn day. Even the occasional butterfly decided to postpone the winter hiding, and went off to enjoy a meal on the last flowers of the season.
The butterfly was not available for comment, unknown of what reason. 



Weather forecast

A beautiful autumn day is to be expected.
The dogs recommend you to run around and bask in the sun.



Announcement




Sub-human superiore elite Torild

Congratulation!
We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate our dear bestest friend and sub-human superiore elite Torild with her birthday today! May you have a truly wonderful day with all the food and naps you want!
Torils is currently on the road again. 
Big purrs from Seniora and a big hug from every citizen at least twice.


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Thursday, 27 October 2011

October 27th



King Tiny trying to get out
Seniora trying to get out
The flapping fiasco
The grumpiness and in some cases (most actually) angriness, spread like fire through dry grass on a very windy day when the new cat flap was installed. 6 cats, an angora cat, a dog and a hen were all furious of the new instalment. The dog meant it had become too tight, the hen and the angora cat thought it was useless, and the cats got really upset when they realized that the flap only opened inwards and not outwards. The Primadonna refused all allegations that this was done to keep her indoor because of her bad ear. Still the new flap is there, and the cats, dogs and hens had moved out.
The Model says: “You know I had to get out in human down time here the other night, and it took me several minutes to get the lazy human to open the door for me. Than half an hour later when I really needed to get out again, it took even longer timer to get out. I would seriously recommend for that flap to be fixed asap. Who care about that silly ear of the Primadonna anyway? Not me, I promise you that much!”



Beauty in his winter proof bed
A winter snooze
There is no way denying it, the hot days of summer is really gone. Therefore the dogs have started to winter proof their beds. The beds had their thick woolly sheet back on, and are now placed next to each other for the sharing of warm comfort.
Beauty say: “I miss those hazy lazy crazy days of summer!”



The new ventilation shaft

The anonymous philanthropist
New ventilation
Yesterday somebody installed a new ventilation shaft on the henhouse. Somebody thought that it was of vital importance that the ventilation was improved in the area of the hens’ food bowls. Even a child knows that all food area in damp areas needs a lot of ventilation to avoiding it getting mouldy. Actually the good doer even sacrificed his own well being and ate the whole lot just to see that the food was good enough for the lovely ladies. The saint behind this beneficiary work wants to be anonymous, but serious research has led us to believe that this self sacrificing animal is none the less than Big Daddy.
The Spokeshen say: “What a guy, what a guy!”



The very upset Mrs & Mr Geese
The pool mystery
Lately the geese have come upon a terrible problem. Their beloved water in their beloved pool seems to escape in a scary fast speed. This is really mysterious since this started to occur just after a huge rainfall. The terrified geese now insist on having their pool topped up at least twice a day.
Mrs Goose say: “You know, I was just about to run into the water, and than there were no water to run in to!”



Weather forecast
Wet and awfully foggy
The dogs hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they do recommend you to get your winter sleeping arrangement in order.



Announcement


Experienced diplomat
Diplomat with long and relevant experienced towards communicating with wild boar hunters are wanted. We have tried hard to communicating with them, but they speak neither cat, dog, pig, bird, sheep, goat, rabbit nor human. We are at the end of our wits.
Application with CV and recommendations to be forwarded to the Citizens.

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